Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
she pinky promised me she was 18
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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