On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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