How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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