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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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