Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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