Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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