He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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