i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Shame is for Republicans.
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