You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You smell like a Billy Joel song
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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