The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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