Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
that is very illegal...i love you.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
