That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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