WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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