Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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