She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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