Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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