loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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