Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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