What a fucking waste of an outfit
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I look better un-naked...
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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