they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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