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Wipe that smile off your face.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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