I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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