I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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