Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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