CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Bring me that man meat
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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