butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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