I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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