Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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