Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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