Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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