Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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