Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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