you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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