We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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