Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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