I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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