Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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