So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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