yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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