I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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