I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Randomize
