do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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