I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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