Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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