is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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