Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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