I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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