Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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