Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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