TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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