I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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