Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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