the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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