did you get engaged???
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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